TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN THAT SILLY OL’ KITTY CAT;
THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG ON THE CHINA CABINET BY MAMA WITH CARE,
WITH HOPES THAT ST NICK (WE CALL HIM SANTA) WOULD SOON BE THERE;
I WAS NESTLED ALL SNUG IN MY BED (OK, MAYBE MAMA AND DADDY’S BED)
WHILE VISIONS OF PUFFS (THAT’S MY FAVORITE SNACK) DANCED IN MY HEAD;
AND MAMA AND DADDY IN THEIR PJ’S AND ME IN MY GOWN
WE DECIDED ON A SHORT NAP OR MY THOUGHTS WERE JUST TO SETTLE DOWN (SINCE I DON’T LIKE TO SLEEP);
WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN AROSE SUCH A CLATTER,
I SAT STRAIGHT UP (IN MAMA AND DADDY’S BED) TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
AWAY TO THE WINDOW I SCOOTED WITH THAT KITTY CAT
TORE OPEN THE BLINDS AND RIGHT THERE WE BOTH SAT.
THE MOON SHINING DOWN REFLECTING OFF THE WATER
MADE IT SEEM LIKE DAYTIME, OKAY MAYBE, KIND-OF, SORT-OF;
WHEN, WHAT TO MY BIG BLUE EYES SHOULD APPEAR
BUT A CARAVAN FULL OF FAMILY SO DEAR;
WITH A DRIVER SO HAPPY, SO LOVELY, SO QUICK,
I KNEW THAT MOMENT IT MUST BE POPS (AKA “THE ROAD RUNNER”) IN PLACE OF ST NICK.
INSTEAD OF REINDEER HE CALLED FAMILY BY NAME;
“ ON NANA, ON PAPPY, ON LITTLE PAPA, ON GRANNY,
ON MA-MAM JENNIE AND ON PAWPAW CALLIS!
TO THE DRIVEWAY, TO THE GARAGE, ON THE WAY FROM THE MALL!
NOW DRIVE AWAY, DRIVE AWAY, DRIVE AWAY ALL!”
SO IN THROUGH THE GARAGE THEIR THEY ALL FLEW
WITH A VAN FULL OF TOYS AND JOLLY OLD POPS TOO!
AND THEN IN A SECOND I HEARD AT THE DOOR
THE PITTER PATTER OF THEIR FEET HIT THE FLOOR;
AS I DREW IN MY HAND AND WAS SNEAKING AROUND,
JOLLY OLD POPS CAME IN WITH A CROWD.
THEY WERE ALL DRESSED IN RED AND GREEN FROM HEAD TO TOE
AND THEIR CLOTHES WERE BEDAZZLED JUST FOR THE SHOW.
BAGS FULL OF TOYS THEY EACH HELD IN THEIR HANDS
HOLDING AS MUCH STUFF AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN.
EACH OF THEIR EYES GLISTENED LIKE SNOW
AS THEY SAW MY FACE AS I PEEKED AT THEIR SHOW.
AFTER A SMILE FROM EACH OF THEM I QUICKLY KNEW
ESPECIALLY AFTER EACH OF THEM SAYING “SHEW SHEW SHEW!”,
IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO HEAD BACK TO BED.
AND EACH THEM LEFT AND SWEETLY SAID,
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO LAUREN AND TO LAUREN GOOD NIGHT!”
































